Craigslist...

Have you ever looked on Craigslist for anything?

I scroll through now and then for stuff. Free stuff for the apt, recyclables, and what not, even have looked for jobs; temp, PT, & Adult work.

When I get bored; or even feeling sorta naughty. I will look through the personal ads. These things are CRAZY. Some people don't know how to write them, others tell it like it is, some don't tell you enough.

Guys I rarely believe you are on CL to find your true love, let me get that out in the open first and foremost. I have read a few that I do believe could be genuine, but very few. Secondly, You tell us ladies all about what you don't want from us, or what is expect about our "looks", but you forget to give us a little bit to go on about you.

I have read a few ads that might have been "promising" about BBW's to SSBBW ( mind you, men consider me somewhere in the middle, I am just plain FAT.) But I don't know anything about what you look like. Yes I do have my own preferences, my own things I want too. So just because I am FAT, doesn't mean I am desperate, or gonna be grateful that someone is out there that might want to meet me.

I have considered writing an ad once or twice. But I am of two minds. I have two different types of ads I would want to write. One that would tell you what I want on a daily basis, and the other would be an ad that would tell you what I wanted when I was in my hormone riddled state of mind. ;-)

My first ad:

Seeking a man who is understanding, trustworthy, my age. Employed, has a car, and his own place, not living with his parents. NOT MARRIED.  I like men who are taller than I am,(everyone is taller than me.) and thinner. Humor, laughter & Kissing is mandatory, drama and stupidity will be left at the door.

Second ad:

Seeking a man, sometimes MM to satisfy my unending sexual urges. Must enjoy larger women, oral sex, giving and receiving, BDSM is part of my play at times, I am a switch, you will be open-minded. You will be discrete, but at my beck and call, for anything and everything I desire.

Yes, I do believe those would be my ads, LOL. Be even better if the first was as perverted as me. ;-)  I would be a happy Goddess indeed.

Namaste,
Jessika